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{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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