{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"type":"general","setup":"My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.","punchline":"I had to draw my own conclusions.","id":386}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}