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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}

{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}

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{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}

{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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